Bollocks to this 

Bollocks to that 

Bollocks to thin 

And bollocks to fat 

Bollocks to him 

Bollocks to her 

Bollocks to Oasis 

And bollocks to Blur 

 

Bollocks to you 

Bollocks to me 

Bollocks to everyone else 

That I see 

Bollocks to them 

Bollocks to those 

Bollocks to all that gets 

Right up my nose 

 

Bollocks to good 

And bollocks to bad 

Bollocks to happy 

And bollocks to sad 

Bollocks to up 

Bollocks to down 

Bollocks to smiles 

And bollocks to frowns 

 

Bollocks to dirty 

Bollocks to clean 

Bollocks to generous 

Bollocks to mean 

Bollocks to peace 

Bollocks to war 

Bollocks to the rich 

And bollocks to the poor 

 

Bollocks to girls 

Bollocks to boys 

Bollocks to silence 

Bollocks to noise 

Bollocks to fast 

Bollocks to slow 

Bollocks to stop 

And bollocks to go 

 

Bollocks to empty 

Bollocks to full 

Bollocks to interesting 

Bollocks to dull 

Bollocks to land 

Bollocks to sea 

Bollocks to coffee 

And bollocks to tea 

 

Bollocks to fingers 

Bollocks to toes 

Bollocks to friends 

Bollocks to foes 

Bollocks to truth 

Bollocks to lies 

Bollocks to stupid 

And bollocks to wise 

 

Bollocks to black 

Bollocks to white 

Bollocks to wrong 

Bollocks to right 

Bollocks to sunshine 

Bollocks to rain 

Bollocks to pleasure 

And bollocks to pain 

 

Bollocks to love 

Bollocks to hate 

Bollocks to early 

Bollocks to late 

Bollocks to nice 

Bollocks to nasty 

Bollocks to pies 

Bollocks to pasties 

 

Bollocks to heaven 

Bollocks to hell 

Bollocks to the sick 

And bollocks to the well 

Bollocks to the east 

Bollocks to the west 

Bollocks to the worst 

And bollocks to the best 

 

Bollocks to eating 

Bollocks to drinking 

Bollocks to floating 

Bollocks to sinking 

Bollocks to chaos 

Bollocks to order 

Bollocks to freedom 

Bollocks to borders 

 

Bollocks to Germany 

Bollocks to France 

Bollocks to certainty 

And bollocks to chance 

Bollocks to planets 

Bollocks to stars 

Bollocks to Venus 

And bollocks to Mars 

 

Bollocks to breakfast 

Bollocks to lunch 

Bollocks to dinner 

And all that I munch 

Bollocks to wine 

Bollocks to beer 

Bollocks to sorrow 

Bollocks to cheer 

 

Bollocks to courage 

Bollocks to fear 

Bollocks to far 

Bollocks to near 

Bollocks to company 

Bollocks to solitude 

Bollocks to frailty 

Bollocks to fortitude 

 

Bollocks to liking it 

Bollocks to lumping it 

Bollocks to keeping it 

Bollocks to dumping it 

Bollocks to planning it 

Bollocks to winging it 

Bollocks to having it 

Bollocks to flinging it 

 

Bollocks to fusion 

Bollocks to fission 

Bollocks to domination 

And to submission 

Bollocks to modesty 

Bollocks to vanity 

Bollocks to madness 

And bollocks to sanity 

 

Bollocks to bollocks. 

 

Bollocks.