Call me lazy, call me crazy,
All I want is a chicken jalfrezi.
Don’t want pizza, don’t want flan,
I just need a big fluffy nan.
Don’t wanna Big Mac or a Whopper from
Burger King. No, just a plate full of popadoms.
And all I need to complete this, er, saga
Is several bottles of Kingfisher lager.
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