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Who says poetry has to be great?

I won’t write a preamble

To a poem for Phil Campbell

’Cos the guitarist for Motorhead

Simply is dead.

Tuesday 14 April 2026

ANNIVERSARY - (1987) Outbreak of Dutch Bollard Disease wipes out 70% of the traffic cones in England and Wales.

Today’s Viaduct: Ribblehead Viaduct

A pervert whose wife was called Trish

Once had a peculiar wish

He took off his jacket

And got out his packet

And asked her to smack it

With fish.