Ayrton Senna 

Lent me a tenner 

But he died at the wheel 

So I’m up on the deal. 

 

Hill’s Bills 

 

Graham Hill 

Sent me a bill 

But I didn’t pay ’im 

’Cos he was decayin’. 

 

One Pound Stirling 

 

Stirling Moss 

Got very cross 

’Cos I owed him a pound 

So he sent the boys round.