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Who says poetry has to be great?

I won’t write a preamble

To a poem for Phil Campbell

’Cos the guitarist for Motorhead

Simply is dead.

Wednesday 24 June 2026

Today’s Former UK Prime Minister: William Pitt The Younger

Goosey goosey gander

Fatter than a panda

The size of your liver

Would make most people quiver

So eat your grain with force

So that for my first course

I can have a fine paté

Instead of boring chicken satay.