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Who says poetry has to be great?

Come here...

And I’ll tell you about Jimmy Cricket,

But there isn’t any more,

As he’s bought a one-way ticket.

Tuesday 18 August 2026

Today’s 80’s Pop Song Opening Line: You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

The Vauxhall Zafira

Gets you nearer

To where you want to go,

With all the family,

Not too crammily

Not too fast

And not too slow.