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Who says poetry has to be great?

She may once have had

A total eclipse of the heart

But from us Bonnie Tyler

Has had to depart.

Friday 17 July 2026

Today’s Pope: Gregory VII

This can be sung to to the popular dance choon "Heads, shoulders, knees and toes". Altogether now . . .

Eggs, bacon, beans and toast,

Beans and toast.

Eggs, bacon, beans and toast,

Beans and toast.

Sausage, mushrooms, tea, tomatoes.

Eggs, bacon, beans and toast,

Beans and toast.