Frank Beard
Didn’t have a beard
But the Sharp Dressed Man
Goes in the can.
Saturday 22 August 2026
Today’s 1971 UK Number 1 Hit Single: Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep (Middle Of The Road)
The Vauxhall Zafira
Gets you nearer
To where you want to go,
With all the family,
Not too crammily
Not too fast
And not too slow.
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