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Who says poetry has to be great?

He was one of The Goodies

Who were everyone’s buddies

But now Bill Oddie

Is a body.

Thursday 30 July 2026

Independence Day (Vanuatu)
CRIME - Advertising Executive jailed for failing to reveal whereabouts of those pubs you see in beer commercials where people walk in off the street and get served straight away.

Today’s Aquaduct: Ibrahimiya Canal, Egypt

A pervert whose wife was called Trish

Once had a peculiar wish

He took off his jacket

And got out his packet

And asked her to smack it

With fish.