A Postcard From Cairo

As I write this poem in biro 

Sitting by a pool in Cairo, 

Everything is warm and sunny 

And our stools have not gone runny. 

There’s lots of stuff to make us smile 

Like walking up and down the Nile 

And taking camel rides amidst 

Great big pointy pyramids. 

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