Chips

Chips! 

Chips! 

Lick your lips! 

Get some dips 

and swing your hips. 

Forget about life’s blips 

And drips, 

Just get a plate of chips! 

 

When the winter snow, it nips, 

And pierces like a thousand whips, 

And devastating north wind rips, 

Be heated with a plate of chips! 

 

Oh, chips and chips 

And chips and chips 

Oh, heed my tips 

And eat your chips. 

 

No acid trips 

Or pancake flips 

Or sherry sips 

Compare to chips. 

On land or ships 

Oh, get to grips 

With potato strips. 

They’ve got no pips. 

 

My heart, it skips, 

My memory slips, 

My mind, it kips 

And dreams of chips. 

 

Chips. 

 

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• Great Fat Hairy Arseholes
• Die Like Elvis
• National Curry Day
• Bachelor Gay
• A Postcard From Paris
• Poultry
• Bike
• If I Were
• Beansprouts
• JFK
• Owed To Ayrton
• The Glisten On The Aubergine
• Printer Friendly Version
• Underwear
• Chairs
• The Secret Life Of The Wheat Crunchie
• Bog Troll
• Waldrapp Ibis
• When
• Kelp
• Born To Be A Cunt
• I Walked On Golden Sandwiches
• A Postcard From Cairo
• Grimsby Fair
• Safe Word
• Zafira
• Theme For An Imaginary Soap
• Star Trek
• Washing Up In The Nude
• Thank Friday It’s Curry Day
• Ode To My Stapler
• The Breakfast Song
• Pervert
• We Are All Tubes
• Fuck
• Finger On The Button
• Come To Grimsby
• Shiter’s Block
• Go East Young Man
• Auntie Brenda’s Pheasant
• Brian Is A Cunt
• National Poetry Day
• Crustylingus
• In The Park
• Ill Ness
• I Want A Wee Wee
• Nob Gags
• I Walked On My Own Feet A Bit
• Dining At The Y
• Let’s Swap Snot
• Bum Cracks
• A Poet’s Life
• Ode To O
• Boris Et Al
• GDPR
• Look At Me I’m Wonderful
• My Old Man’s A Dustman
• Bollocks
• Chips
• Being Smelly
• A Song In My Heart
• The Shits

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