Chips

Chips! 

Chips! 

Lick your lips! 

Get some dips 

and swing your hips. 

Forget about life’s blips 

And drips, 

Just get a plate of chips! 

 

When the winter snow, it nips, 

And pierces like a thousand whips, 

And devastating north wind rips, 

Be heated with a plate of chips! 

 

Oh, chips and chips 

And chips and chips 

Oh, heed my tips 

And eat your chips. 

 

No acid trips 

Or pancake flips 

Or sherry sips 

Compare to chips. 

On land or ships 

Oh, get to grips 

With potato strips. 

They’ve got no pips. 

 

My heart, it skips, 

My memory slips, 

My mind, it kips 

And dreams of chips. 

 

Chips. 

 

• A Poet’s Life
• Star Trek
• A Postcard From Cairo
• Waldrapp Ibis
• A Postcard From Paris
• Washing Up In The Nude
• A Song In My Heart
• We Are All Tubes
• Auntie Brenda’s Pheasant
• Bachelor Gay
• Beansprouts
• Being Smelly
• Bike
• Bog Troll
• Bollocks
• Boris Et Al
• When
• Born To Be A Cunt
• Brian Is A Cunt
• Bum Cracks
• Chairs
• Chips
• Come To Grimsby
• Crustylingus
• Die Like Elvis
• Dining At The Y
• Zafira
• Finger On The Button
• Fuck
• GDPR
• Go East Young Man
• Goose
• Printer Friendly Version
• Great Fat Hairy Arseholes
• Grimsby Fair
• Safe Word
• I Walked On Golden Sandwiches
• Shiter’s Block
• I Walked On My Own Feet A Bit
• I Want A Wee Wee
• If I Were
• Ill Ness
• In The Park
• JFK
• Kelp
• Let’s Swap Snot
• Look At Me I’m Wonderful
• My Old Man’s A Dustman
• National Curry Day
• National Poetry Day
• Nob Gags
• Ode To My Stapler
• Ode To O
• Owed To Ayrton
• Pervert
• Poultry
• Theme For An Imaginary Soap
• Thank Friday It’s Curry Day
• The Breakfast Song
• Underwear
• The Glisten On The Aubergine
• The Shits
• The Secret Life Of The Wheat Crunchie

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