Printer Friendly Version

Hey printer! Gosh, you’re really nice, 

I love the way you print, 

The sharpness of your images, 

The colours, hues and tints. 

The photos of my holiday 

Are pleasing to my eye, 

No crappy jagged edges 

At twelve hundred dpi. 


Yo printer! Wow, you’re so superb! 

You print with awesome clarity. 

I say these words sincerely 

And not just out of charity. 

For Christmas Day I do not want 

A pear tree full of partridges; 

Instead I would prefer my stocking 

Filled with colour cartridges. 


Wow printer! Oo, you’re truly great, 

You make me feel on fire. Oh, 

Printing stuff is way more fun 

Than writing with my biro, 

And when I am not with you 

Then I’ve only gone a away for 

Half an hour to buy you lots 

More clean white sheets of A4. 



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