Star Trek


What the heck, 

I admit 

I watch Star Trek, 

The Next Generation, 

Deep Space Nine, 

And Voyager too, 

It isn’t a crime. 



Is the place 

I want to show my face. 

Wouldn’t it be good out there 

In just your underwear? 



With something half human, 

Not necessarily alien, 

It could be a crewman. 


I like Romulans 

And Cardassians and Klingons 

But it’s the Bajorans 

That give me a hard on. 

I could preach homilies 

About sub-space anomalies, 

Why shouldn’t I fantasise 

About living on the Enterprise? 



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